Review Information
Game Reviewed Super Mario Bros. Super Quest, by Mario350
Review Author DJ Coco
Created Feb 27 2013, 12:21 AM

General Commentary and Game Overview
Alright. So honestly, I just checked this game out because I saw two 1/10 reviews. I am masochistic like that, get jiggy with it. But let's stay away from prejudices and give the game a shot, shall we? Well, I certainly know whether I should have or not... Anyway, let's play this game and find out!
 
Pros + Attempts of making a custom engine
+ Alright music
+ It's quite hilarious
 
Cons - Horrendous gameplay
- Clashing graphics
- The voices, man. The voices.
- Toad can't even complete the game
 
Impressions
Gameplay
1 / 10
So, yeah. On first sight you'll notice this is someone's first attempt at a platformer in Game Maker. Holding left or right makes you immediately go super fast and cancel out of all vertical momentum. You can't jump on all kinds of enemies nor does it always kill the enemy when you jump on it. The collisions are very unprecise so I managed to get myself stuck on the sides of some blocks, too. The creator could easily become better with some practice, but as for now this game is close to being unplayable.
 
Graphics
1 / 10
The graphics feel clashed together without really thinking about them. The tiles are bland and they aren't put together really nicely, either. The sprites themselves clash and you've probably seen them a thousand times before, too. Nothing refreshing or custom sprites to be seen here.
 
Sound
1 / 10
The music itself consists of okay midis, but those voices will annoy the hell out of you. Everything you do causes the characters to talk, even something as generic as collecting coins. It's nice that voices have got implemented but this is just outright atrocious.
 
Replay
1 / 10
This game isn't very memorable. It's bland, uninteresting, has very buggy gameplay and nothing to collect, either. I really don't see why anybody would come back to play this game.
 
Final Words
1 / 10
I hope this game was intended to be a joke, because I can't take it too serious, especially with all those voices. This game is a typical first Game Maker game, so don't expect much. You might even enjoy it, though, as it's quite hilarious in some way. But certainly this game will make you question why the Quality Control has the word "Quality" in its name, as it relates to it as much as "Music" does to MTV.

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