Review Information
Game Reviewed Super Mario Bros. Super Quest, by Mario350
Review Author Vyro P. Dragon III
Created Mar 3 2013, 10:00 PM

General Commentary and Game Overview
YAHOO!

Oh, excuse me. I'm not cheering because this game is good. Not at all, I was really just repeating the words spoken in this game by our hero, Mario. After all, once you start this up, you'll notice quickly that he says "Yahoo!" EVERY 2 SECONDS.

Between the brutal physics, the awful SFX, and the clashing, bad graphics, this is honestly probably the worst thing I've ever played.
 
Pros -None. This game is hell. Pure, unrelenting hell.
 
Cons -Awful SFX
-Awful gameplay
-Awful graphics
-Awfully Awful
-Made me want to die
-Twice
-I still want to die
-Help me
 
Impressions
Gameplay
1 / 10
I don't even know where to start with this. For one, you CAN'T jump while moving, which is a real pain, considering you can do it in everything else ever. Alas though, if the problems ended there, all would be good. It would suck, but it would be passable. Sadly, they do not. Because of the aforementioned stupidity with the jumping, you have to jump and THEN move in order to actually get anywhere. This results in Mario rocketing forward after a jump. He'll probably get stuck on something though, which is all part of the game.

No. Don't cry. It's okay.

We're all crying on the inside.
 
Graphics
1 / 10
The main menu opens up, revealing three squares of varying sizes. Inside them is the same goddamn Mario World font you see everywhere. Click one, and you are introduced to a screen. It looks like a level, but sadly, the only thing going on here are two more rectangles, one saying MARIO and one saying TOAD.

They both play the same. No sense talking about it.

Then you get into the level, and you find that Mario (or Toad if you're lame) clashes HEAVILY with the enemies. The Goombas are massive, the Koopas are weird custom sprites, and that's as far as I got.

Because I died. This game gave me a stroke.
 
Sound
1 / 10
JESUS CHRIST NO.

NO.

NOOO.

Alright fine. When the game starts up you are greeted with the less-than-charming Super Mario Super Show rap, which plays on the main menu. Upon starting the game, you'll notice a generic Mario level theme. Your ears will breathe a sigh of relief, until you jump.

YAHOO!

Every.

Goddamn.

Time.

Mario makes noises when he kills enemies too. And does a variety of other things. I wouldn't mind this if it wasn't SO ANNOYING. At least let me turn it off dammit. This is seriously the most annoying thing about the game. Yes, the gameplay sucks, but THIS is the deal breaker.

Although, I've heard if 1000 YAHOOS are heard, demons erupt from the ground and drag your soul down into the inferno. This is clearly false because you probably hear more than 1000 YAHOOs in the first three minutes of the game.
 
Replay
1 / 10
i could not replay this game because the first playthrough killed me

ghosts cant play mario
 
Final Words
1 / 10
YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO

Comments
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DJ Coco
Mar 28 2013, 3:23 PM
OKE-OKE-OKE-OKE-OKE-OKE-OKE-OKE-OKE-OKE-OKE-OKE-OKE-OKE-OKE-OKE-OKE-OKE-OKEYDOKEY
 
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Astrakitu
Aug 3 2013, 6:18 AM
WOOHOO-WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO JUST WHAT I NEEDED JUST WHAT I NEEDED JUST WHAT I NEEDED JUST WHAT I NEEDED JUST WHAT I NEEDED JUST WHAT I NEEDED

Ok, that's enough.
 
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Mariofan1122
Jul 14 2015, 6:49 PM
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TheTwelfthRocket
Dec 18 2015, 12:01 AM
Quote (Mariofan1122 on Jul 14 2015, 6:49 PM)
spam

Yahoo.
 
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Astrakitu
Mar 31 2016, 5:14 AM
Quote (Mariofan1122 on Jul 15 2015, 2:49 AM)
[Error! Unable to shade "YAHOO" normals]

Is it me, or it is already time to stop the joke now?
 
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SMBXfan
Jul 3 2016, 10:24 PM
Stop it with the Yahoos!

It's a-me, MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO.

OK, so we need to stop before Mario haunts our lives!
 
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Hedgemaster
Mar 16 2017, 2:06 AM
YAHOO










help me
 
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