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Game Reviewed Super Mario Carnage, by hugobros
Review Author Banzaitron!
Created Aug 1 2010, 1:05 AM

General Commentary and Game Overview
Mario woke up and decided that those harmless goomba statues filled with red juice were annoying him so he got some guns and started shooting the statues up for no reason.

This is possibly the worst game ever made.
 
Pros You're asking too much.
 
Cons Terrible graphics
Easy gameplay
Clunky engine
Kid game character shooting stuff up!!! TOTALLY ORIGINAL AND NOT SECOND RATE FLASH SITE MATERIAL AT ALL!
 
Impressions
Gameplay
3 / 10
It gets as simple as walking around and shooting goombas in the face. I have no idea of how somebody would manage to get THIS WRONG! Aiming is bad, the stages are bland, the enemies don't even TRY to fight back and it's ultimately a quick and boring experience.
 
Graphics
1 / 10
i don't know what bothers me the most. The gigantic mix of mario sprites from completely different series or the bad MSPaint blood.
 
Sound
3 / 10
The midi wasn't too bad, but out of synch sound effects are bothersome.
 
Replay
1 / 10
You only replay something if you find the experience good, but I seriously doubt you'll like this game.
 
Final Words
2 / 10
THe childish concept along with bad executions makes this ultimately unplayable. Spare your time and HD space.

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