Review Information
Game Reviewed Super Mario Bros. Super Quest, by Mario350
Review Author Weegeesquare
Created Jun 29 2014, 11:57 PM

General Commentary and Game Overview
Do not play this game. At all. Jumping is impossible to get right, and the turning makes the clipping broken beyond belief. Both characters run the exact same, but Toad can't even get past the first part of the stage! But why Toad! No Luigi!? Come on!
 
Pros Nothing. There is absolutely NOTHING redeemable about this game. You get NOTHING if you play this game.
 
Cons This "game" even existing! It's one of the most terrible things I have ever played! Why does this even exist?!
 
Impressions
Gameplay
1 / 10
There is NO gameplay. AT ALL. Clipping is nonexistent, the jumping is broken, and nothing works. Mario plays like if Sonic was in this game, and Toad's jump makes him useless. Toad, out of all characters to use in this game!
 
Graphics
1 / 10
This is the worst sprite clashing I have ever seen. Recolors versus originals vs MS paint. All the images also go too fast. The recolors are okay, but still, terrible. and why is some of the stuff MS Paint quality?!
 
Sound
1 / 10
When you do ANYTHING, and I mean ANYTHING... You hear Mario (or Toad, if you're playing as him) say the same thing OVER and OVER. Were the MIDIS saved in MP3 format? Every time the music changes, it takes a few seconds for the next song to load!!!
 
Replay
1 / 10
There is no replay value whatsoever because of how broken this game is. There is no value to even play this game! If you do play this, you will be unsatisfied and wish you had never played this game. And I played it so you didn't have to.
 
Final Words
1 / 10
"Guys, it's broken."

-Vinesauce

Comments
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Cap'n Coconuts
Jul 4 2014, 1:13 AM
This is just me, but I think you could do with being a bit more descriptive in your reviews. You hardly explain anything about why the game is bad, which doesn't really help anyone reading it. The point of posting reviews is both to help the creator improve and to help potential players make up their minds on whether or not to play the game. Your review doesn't do too much of eitehr.

Admittedly I think Mario350 didn't want to be helped after multiple bad games. He seems to have left MFGG as well, so that point is moot--but you stil have to persuade potential players, and you aren't doing much of that.
 
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Weegeesquare
Jul 7 2014, 9:02 PM
Quote (Cap'n Coconuts on Jul 3 2014, 5:13 PM)
This is just me, but I think you could do with being a bit more descriptive in your reviews. You hardly explain anything about why the game is bad, which doesn't really help anyone reading it. The point of posting reviews is both to help the creator improve and to help potential players make up their minds on whether or not to play the game. Your review doesn't do too much of eitehr.

Admittedly I think Mario350 didn't want to be helped after multiple bad games. He seems to have left MFGG as well, so that point is moot--but you stil have to persuade potential players, and you aren't doing much of that.

I had a lot more written, but the submit button wouldn't work, no matter how many times I pressed it. I refreshed the page, lost what I had typed and now have this review that's just as bad as this game. I should re-type this.
 
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