Review Information
Game Reviewed Super Mario Melatonin, by Tech Wing
Review Author Mario Gamer
Created Jul 24 2006, 1:55 AM

General Commentary and Game Overview
How this game gets anything above a 5/10 I don't know but it's one of the most random games ever. And random is good as long as it's fun to play but this game isn't even that. It's an engine with some of the most stupid things ever pushed in for laughs that never come.
 
Pros -A pretty solid engine
-Actual game music
 
Cons Everything else.
 
Impressions
Gameplay
4 / 10
While the engine is very well put together and functions just like it's NSMB counterpart the level design and well everything else is just slapped together.
 
Graphics
3 / 10
The graphics from NSMB are well put together but again everything else is well just plain poor.
 
Sound
8 / 10
Where the game actually does the best. No MIDIs or limited stuff like that. Real game music ripped straight from games and music played by real bands. Don't turn your speakers up too high though. hehe
 
Replay
2 / 10
None. One you play it everything's boring and the element of surprise is gone.
 
Final Words
4 / 10
Melatonin by definition is a hormone derived from serotonin and produced by the pineal gland that stimulates color change in the epidermis of amphibians and reptiles and plays a role in sleep, aging, and reproduction in mammals. In other words, it's something you don't need or should care about. Just like this game. How this won a mini-game compo I shall never know...

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ISA56
Jul 25 2006, 7:09 PM
Maybe it won The Most Horroid Mini-Game Award!
 
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