Review Information
Game Reviewed Super Mario Melatonin, by Tech Wing
Review Author YellowGoomba
Created Jul 11 2006, 3:28 PM

General Commentary and Game Overview
As I played this game, I repeated to myself over and overagain, 'Why am I wasting my time with this crap?'.. And before I knew it, I jumped out of my seat by the sound of Mario screaming his lungs out. The first level is pretty decent, but everything else just sucks.
 
Pros Decent sprites, first level's music is cool.
 
Cons Just about everything. The second level looks like crap, the second level's music is lame, it's too short, Mario screams at the end for no reason. Basically, the game just sucks.
 
Impressions
Gameplay
1 / 10
The gameplay is glitchy, and most of all, boring. Perhaps the gameplay would have been better if the levels were better.
 
Graphics
2 / 10
I have to admit- the first level looks great. However, the second level looks like crap, because there is random metroid characters everywhere. Plus, at the end, a picture of MArio pops up, along with Mario screaming at the top of his lungs. Was the creator trying to be funny? If so, he failed terribly.
 
Sound
2 / 10
Again, the first level's music is great, but it all goes downhill after the end of the first level. What the hell is the song in the second level? And again, what is with that stupid scream?
 
Replay
1 / 10
No replay value whatsoever. I deleted it right after I beat it. I wouldn't play through that again, ever.
 
Final Words
1 / 10
Basically, this game just sucks. It's too short, the sprites are crappy (don't be fooled by the first level), terrible sound, bad gameplay, and no replay. Don't waste your time with this game.. trust me.

Comments
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Sargeant Jinpen
Jul 12 2006, 12:22 AM
You do realize this is a MINIgame?
 
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YellowGoomba
Jul 12 2006, 2:45 AM
Yea, but just because it's a minigame doesn't mean it can't suck.
 
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Kevin T
Jul 14 2006, 11:02 AM
He´s popping up?!
 
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Explosive Shroom
Jul 21 2006, 9:11 PM
A ridiculously harsh review that in no way helps the creator of this. I'm so sick of reviews here that say "sucks." WHY DOES IT SUCK!? Explain so they can improve.
 
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Yoshis Island DS 
Mar 18 2008, 12:57 PM
At cons... Mario screams 'cause the HUMONGOUS monster at the end is a fucking nightmare!
 
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MALAK
Aug 12 2008, 6:12 AM
So in other words;

The end is a screamer?
 
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