Review Information
Game Reviewed Super Mario Melatonin, by Tech Wing
Review Author Kyli the hedgehog
Created Jul 21 2006, 3:38 AM

General Commentary and Game Overview
I downloaded this game, blissfully unaware of the game's supreme stinkiness.
I thought at the first level, "Hey, this ain't too bad." But, MAN was I wrong. That scream... I leaped out of my chair hearing that. I was like, "I'm never touching this game again!"
 
Pros Nothing. The game overall stunk. Exept for the use of NSMB graphics.
 
Cons Everything.
 
Impressions
Gameplay
1 / 10
The game was way too short. It was so boring. You can't even really call this a mini-game! I can't beleive people have given this a 10! I swear, this is the worst fan game ever.
 
Graphics
4 / 10
The NSMB graphics are the only thing keeping this from a 1. The second level's graphics were clashy, weird, and stuck out.
 
Sound
1 / 10
The music... that stunk too. The scream at the end was HIGHLY unnececary.
 
Replay
1 / 10
(I wish there was a 0 on here...) Like I said... I'm never touching this again.
 
Final Words
1 / 10
There was NOTHING good about this game. Exept a FEW sprites and the first level's background. The scream at the end almost made me deaf!

Comments
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Explosive Shroom
Jul 21 2006, 9:04 PM
If you're going to review, actually mention what was wrong (with some specifics) and WHAT THEY SHOULD HAVE DONE TO MAKE IT BETTER. Being all-out blunt like this is unhelpful to people who want to try a game or to help the creator improve.
 
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Kyli the hedgehog
Jul 21 2006, 9:32 PM
I'll make sure to do that next time.
 
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Explosive Shroom
Jul 22 2006, 11:03 AM
Good. :) Sorry I sounded like I was yelling... I just hate it when people are so harsh on games without really solid reasons.
 
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Black Squirrel
Jul 22 2006, 5:17 PM
Yeah, obviously there must be something good about this game for you to give the graphics a 4.
 
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Kyli the hedgehog
Jul 22 2006, 6:51 PM
Well, like I said, the NSMB graphics looked really good. But the game WAS too short. Minigame and platforming don't go together that well.
 
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comedy
Jul 23 2006, 5:11 PM
I agree this game almost made me deaf also.
 
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