MFGG - Mario Fan Games Galaxy

Review Information

Game Reviewed	Super Mario Melatonin, by Tech Wing
Review Author	modchipv12
Created	Jul 13 2006, 5:23 AM

General Commentary and Game Overview

This is not a game. There are no enemies. There is no plot. There is nobody to save. There is no health. There are no lives. It is impossible to get hurt or die. The "levels" are merely "walk-through-to-the-annoying-music rooms". It is impossible to play this game, as it is not a game, and you cannot play it--you appear to be, what I call, "choring" it.

Pros	I liked the overworld--no, I mean tha GRAPHICS of the overworld--how the heck did he get them?! Well, I also like how he used PaintShop Pro--or something else that's good--to make his fonts on the title screen.
Cons	There is no game, no--oh, what's the use?

Impressions

Gameplay 1 / 10	"Game"? "Play"? Remind me again how this is a game that you can play. I'm sorry, but until this program actually becomes fun, or at least a game, I won't be rating this anything higher than a 1.
Graphics 3 / 10	The graphics of the overworld rocked, but all the monsters were poorly edited, and those 16-colored creatures didn't dit in at all.
Sound 2 / 10	The sound of the overworld was normal (like a normal fangame), and the sound of level 2 was, erm, annoying. Hey Mommy? Why does Mario sound all muffled, like he's yelling through a microphone? And why does he have the voice of a teenager?
Replay 1 / 10	How can you replay this game? No, seriously. Technically, how can you replay it? You have never "played" it at all (how can you?!?). You cannot re-"play" it when you have never "played" it. Even if it WAS possible, who WOULD replay it?

Final Words

This is not a game. It has no plot. There is noone to save. There are no enemies--seriously, you can't die. This reminds me of Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing--unfinished, pathetic, and unacceptable.

	CloakBass Jul 15 2006, 3:15 AM
"This is not a game." Well, there's one thing I can agree with. This was a mini-game submitted for a mini-game competiton on the MFGG message boards. By the way, it won first place.


	comedy Jul 16 2006, 5:24 PM
It won first place from being the must dumbest fangame ever, DUH!


	Black Squirrel Jul 16 2006, 6:11 PM
Quote (comedy on Jul 16 2006, 5:24 PM) It won first place from being the must dumbest fangame ever, DUH! It won first place because it was of excellent quality, engine wise, and fit the description of "dreams" perfectly.

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