Review Information
Game Reviewed Yoshi vs. Windows, by supertoad2k
Review Author Ryo Hazuki
Created Sep 30 2004, 4:24 AM

General Commentary and Game Overview
Ryo Hazuki says: "Ah, no good."
 
Pros It runs. It has colors.
 
Cons Apparently making your own engine is hard. Generic gameplay was a fad even after Klik and Play. Lack of Mario...big lack of Mario.
 
Impressions
Gameplay
3 / 10
Without an original engine or premise you kinda can't have gameplay, but the game works somewhat and you can get to the end surprisingly. But we're talking about do you WANT to get to the end, and that would be a... Final verdict: "Nah good."
 
Graphics
2 / 10
Hardly an original affair. Kind of an eyesore really with all the contrasting ripped sprites. I guess this is the result of limited art talent on board. But hey! Colors! Final verdict: "Nah good."
 
Sound
2 / 10
MIDIs make Hazuki's ears sore, me like jammin' techno asia pop. But all KEEEEdin' aside, this audio track does not even compare to Shenmue's amazing score. Plus the sound library seemed to double as a recycling center. Final verdict: "Nah good."
 
Replay
3 / 10
I could make some crack about how you'd only want to play it again to laugh but you honestly can't even do that but I suppose you'll replay it a few times to make sure you didn't miss a redeeming quality. Final verdict: "Maybe good?"
 
Final Words
2 / 10
Well, I guess it isn't the worst these teenage greasy eyes have laid their pupils upon, but it certainly can't beat many other fine products available on this page alone. On the Shenmue-o-meter, it is definately a "Nah good." The highest would be "Hey, this is cool!" See the contrast?

Comments
No comments have been left.
Pages: | Last Unread