Review Information
Game Reviewed Super Mario Melatonin, by Tech Wing
Review Author SMBMadman
Created Oct 19 2007, 9:30 PM

General Commentary and Game Overview
Mario must defeat the evil giant dino-thingy. There are only 2 levels in this game. It is also way to innapropriate. If you want to make yourself pale, fightened, scared, sick, then play this. If you want to avoid anything innapropriate in this game, then you should never, and I mean NEVER play this game.
 
Pros There aren't even any pros in a game like this. This game is random, innapropriate, and stupid. Why did I dare to download this!?
 
Cons It is so, so, so, so, so, so innapropriate and random. (groan).Does anybody have a doggie bag, I need a doggie bag!!!
 
Impressions
Gameplay
8 / 10
Classic Super Mario bros. gameplay in this game. At least that's what can keep me not throwin' up on myself. What a relief!
 
Graphics
10 / 10
Borrowing from New Super Mario Bros., SMM has NSMB's graphics. That's another thing that can stop me from throwing >SMACK< I should stop saying that.
 
Sound
1 / 10
Sounds like BLECH, AH, and ARGYEA sounded like innapropriate sounds. Do I even like innapropriate stuff/games? NO!
 
Replay
9 / 10
I'd say that this game has the same old gameplay as SMB series. That is kinda OK. I don't need to argue about such nonsense.
 
Final Words
1 / 10
I hate this game since it is so, so, so, so, so, so innapropriate! I will not think that this is cool because of random/innapropriate things in this!

Comments
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Zero Kirby
Nov 15 2007, 11:47 PM
What the hell?

The overall score is supposed to be an average of all the other scores, in most cases, or at least close! I bet without the sound, you would've given it a 9!

Nothing is inappropriate about this at all. It's a big, giant, dream. That's why it's so bizzare.

How was this accepted? It makes no sense!
 
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GMONEY2
Nov 22 2007, 11:39 PM
SMBmadman, Its-a-shame how stupid you are,
Whats so inappropriate about it? if it would have blood, gore and if he was a pervesage, would see!! But i agree how boring the game it is, Why'd they accept this and my game is better And they declined mine! WTF is dat!
 
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Zero Kirby
Nov 23 2007, 10:37 PM
Quote (GMONEY2 on Nov 22 2007, 3:39 PM)
SMBmadman, Its-a-shame how stupid you are,
Whats so inappropriate about it? if it would have blood, gore and if he was a pervesage, would see!! But i agree how boring the game it is, Why'd they accept this and my game is better And they declined mine! WTF is dat!

Ahahahaha. Ahaha. Hah.

You sir have the "I'm always right" syndrome. they declined your game for a reason. They accepted this game for a reason, not to mention this is old and merely a mini-game and made to be random.

You do not decide if your game is better than others; the customers do.
 
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mariobro27
Dec 12 2007, 9:12 PM
Sounds do not make the entire game.
 
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TheGreenGuy
Aug 7 2009, 10:04 PM
"This review is random, innapropriate, and stupid. Why did I dare to read this!?"

Disliking one tiny part of the game does not give you reason to give it the lowest rating possible.
Also, my personal opinion is that each part of the review is far too short, and there's room for much, much more.
 
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Ryan Silberman
Jul 25 2013, 8:42 PM
My apologies to everyone that's come across this review. This was when I was, like, 10 or something, and I hardly knew any better. Literally.

http://mfgg.net/index.php?act=resdb¶m=02&c=3&id=28728&gid=4249

So here's my new review on this game, which is not the absolute train wreck this one was.
 
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