Mario Minigame Mayhem
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By: Mario350
Play 4 minigames, with 4 objectives to proceed to the next. This is a retake on one of my games that got declined before. Read the txt file for more details.
(EDIT 01/23/15) Wow. This is really insanely bad, as of now, I honestly have no idea what kind of drugs my younger self was taking to think this was good. This game makes me want to vomit.
I am sorry for anyone who witnessed this.
Completion: Full Game Genre: Minigame
Franchise: Mario

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[O] Created: Mar 10 2013, 4:14 PM
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[O] File Size: 2.06MB
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Reviews
Author Summary Score
Roo Mario Minigame Mayhem is probably the closest thing to a drug trip in video game form. 2 / 10
Yosho I have no clue how did this game get past quality control.
Its not worth playing, not even if there's nothing to else play on you'r Friend's Lil' brother's PC.
Be mature and choose a Game that's Worth your time.
1 / 10
Old Yuanxian Why did this game get accepted??? 1 / 10
Sevrault How this game got past the quality control is a mystery to me. 1 / 10
WwwWario You would rather sit in a chair and stare at the wall than playing this. I'm sorry. 1 / 10
Ralakimus Overall, a horrible, glitchy, intolerable and poorly made game...just run, run away as far as you can AND NEVER COME BACK TO THIS GAME! 1 / 10
lu9 Yet, another bad game by Mario350, creative as always, but bad-made as hell. I prefer calling it Queue, rather than Quality Control, MFGG needs more people to decline Hello Clones, and bad games as this, but if you want funniness, go ahead and play it, the badmade factor makes it funny, the positive side of this game. 1 / 10
Mr. Caimito This game should be avoided at all costs, unless you don't mind getting scarred for life. 1 / 10
Hypernova Oh God why the quality control slipped this in?! 1 / 10
Vertette I have no final words. The English language lacks the words for describing my thoughts on this game. 1 / 10
TiKi Hey dudes! Who's up for fruitca - I mean pizza? 2 / 10
Cap'n Coconuts It's kind of like Action52... except that there's just four games instead of 52, and that this game's worse. -2 / 10
DJ Coco This shouldn't get a 1/10. This game doesn't deserve a score. 1 / 10
Ryan Silberman I can see why this declined the first time. However, I can't see how this is here at all. 1 / 10
Average Score 0.9 / 10


Comments
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LSF Games
Mar 25 2013, 7:37 PM
Is this a fake? There is no game in the game!
In other words: If you go to the goomba-shooting or whatever it is supposed to be, there is nothing!?
If this is a game, then: How to play this?
 
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Ryan Silberman
Mar 25 2013, 7:58 PM
Quote (LSF Games on Mar 25 2013, 7:37 PM)
Is this a fake? There is no game in the game!
In other words: If you go to the goomba-shooting or whatever it is supposed to be, there is nothing!?
If this is a game, then: How to play this?

I wrote a review last night....It'll explain it...
 
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Mario350
Mar 25 2013, 8:13 PM
Quote (SMBMM on Mar 25 2013, 7:58 PM)
I wrote a review last night....It'll explain it...

Wait a while and Goombas will show up, trust me.
 
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DJ Coco
Mar 25 2013, 11:44 PM
I wrote a review today but I'm afraid it will be declined. This game deserves a prize for having made it past quality control.
 
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Mors
Mar 28 2013, 3:16 PM
2016 edit: amazing
 
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Ryan Silberman
Mar 29 2013, 2:43 AM
Quote (UEU Games on Mar 28 2013, 3:16 PM)
Where are Quality Control? Why they aren't doing their job?

I don't know, man.


...I don't know...
 
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DJ Coco
Mar 29 2013, 5:43 PM
Vinny voted to decline it. I really don't see how this game could be voted to be accepted at all.
 
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Cap'n Coconuts
Mar 29 2013, 9:18 PM
NOT AGAIN! First Boo's Mansion, then SMB Super Quest, now this!
 
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Hypernova
Mar 30 2013, 4:20 AM
Dedication of this game: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/106539740/Quick%20Photo/pizza.png
 
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Cap'n Coconuts
Mar 30 2013, 5:00 AM
Nonono, that's a normal pizza.

You have to use terrible MS Paint Pizza to kill things.
 
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Ryan Silberman
Mar 30 2013, 5:04 AM
Quote (Cap'n Coconuts on Mar 30 2013, 5:00 AM)
Nonono, that's a normal pizza.

You have to use terrible MS Paint Pizza to kill things.

This doesn't even qualify as MS Paint Pizza, because MPP would still not look that bad.
 
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DJ Coco
Mar 30 2013, 2:30 PM
Quote (Supernova on Mar 30 2013, 4:20 AM)

I love you for this picture
 
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LSF Games
Mar 30 2013, 3:32 PM
It's kinda sad to see the quality level of mfgg shrinking, so everybody thinks, this site produces crap, it isn't like that, but the bad games are the reason of this disaster. I hope some guys come up with new good games soon. That would be fantastic.
But that bad games have a good site: They show you how to not do it and you got new inspiration to do it better! Anyway, this game needs a price for getting through the quality control! Oh wait, a picture of supernova is the perfect price to honor this game...
 
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DJ Coco
Mar 30 2013, 4:00 PM
Quote (LSF Games on Mar 30 2013, 3:32 PM)
It's kinda sad to see the quality level of mfgg shrinking, so everybody thinks, this site produces crap, it isn't like that, but the bad games are the reason of this disaster. I hope some guys come up with new good games soon. That would be fantastic.
But that bad games have a good site: They show you how to not do it and you got new inspiration to do it better! Anyway, this game needs a price for getting through the quality control! Oh wait, a picture of supernova is the perfect price to honor this game...

I actually love these games, they give me a laugh every time I play them. But yeah, I think Mario350 should get a badge just for him, just like RII has one to himself, for managing to get 5 absolutely horrendous games past QC.
 
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Ryan Silberman
Mar 30 2013, 5:26 PM
Quote (LSF Games on Mar 30 2013, 3:32 PM)
I hope some guys come up with new good games soon. That would be fantastic.

Challenge accepted.
 
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Mario350
Mar 31 2013, 1:12 AM
I requested this game to be declined, since it is really horrible.
 
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Hypernova
Mar 31 2013, 2:49 AM
Just gave a -1/10 review, found out the trick by myself
 
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TiKi
Mar 31 2013, 6:31 AM
Guys, just because the game is bad doesn't mean that Mario350 deserves negative (literally) scores. Seriously, seeing someone finding out a trick just to give your game a -2/10 is pretty mean for someone's feelings.
 
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Ryan Silberman
Mar 31 2013, 2:19 PM
Quote (TiKi on Mar 31 2013, 6:31 AM)
Guys, just because the game is bad doesn't mean that Mario350 deserves negative (literally) scores. Seriously, seeing someone finding out a trick just to give your game a -2/10 is pretty mean for someone's feelings.

Perhaps, but the negative scores just show that it is pretty darn bad compared to the other games surrounding it.

I'm pretty sure Mario350 would give another shot at some other fangame. Heck, he's even already done a demo for his Wario Land 5 game, which is still better than this one.
 
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LSF Games
Mar 31 2013, 4:18 PM
I still laugh at my first fangame.
It was build on Hellos' SMB2 Engine.
Oh boy, it was so horrible...
Example: Bowser was like the shy guys...
Just pull him from the top and throw him out of the window. :D Good ol' times! I'm still searching on my pc if I still have it. I found one data, but it's broken. How to fix broken gmks? Is it possible or lost forever?
 
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Cap'n Coconuts
Apr 1 2013, 12:25 AM
Those of you who are playing copycat with me: stop it. As Zero Kirby said on my review, you're ruining the joke by trying to add more negative score reviews.

Quote (Zero Kirby on Mar 31 2013, 4:02 PM)
Negative scores are funnier when there's only a few.

The reason we'd prefer it people DIDN'T is because when Techokami did it it was hilarious and unexpected. This is also funny and unexpected.

Honestly more will start ruining the joke.

Seriously, stop it. I'd hate for the MFGG staff to fix the quirk in the software that allows this to happen.

Incidentally, this is one reason why I'll never tell anyone how to do it. I didn't give anyone instructions and you people are still managing to ruin everything. Thanks a lot.

EDIT:

Quote (TiKi on Mar 31 2013, 1:31 AM)
Guys, just because the game is bad doesn't mean that Mario350 deserves negative (literally) scores. Seriously, seeing someone finding out a trick just to give your game a -2/10 is pretty mean for someone's feelings.


With all that said, I disagree with this sentiment. The kid's made bad games before, and has learned absolutely nothing since those two games. Sometimes you have to hurt people a bit to help them.
 
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DJ Coco
Apr 1 2013, 12:35 AM
Quote (Cap'n Coconuts on Apr 1 2013, 12:25 AM)
Those of you who are playing copycat with me: stop it. As Zero Kirby said on my review, you're ruining the joke by trying to add more negative score reviews.

Seriously, stop it. I'd hate for the MFGG staff to fix the quirk in the software that allows this to happen.

Incidentally, this is one reason why I'll never tell anyone how to do it. I didn't give anyone instructions and you people are still managing to ruin everything. Thanks a lot.

I had the idea of submitting a negative score before I even knew about you, so I hesistate to call myself a copycat. Besides, you're just copying Techokami, too.

If you thought you could just submit a -2/10, without people wondering how you did it and eventually figuring the trick out on their own, I could have told you that before too.
 
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Cap'n Coconuts
Apr 1 2013, 12:41 AM
It's not the copying in itself that I feel is bad, it's the fact that all the copying's being done at the same time.
 
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DJ Coco
Apr 1 2013, 12:45 AM
Quote (Cap'n Coconuts on Apr 1 2013, 12:41 AM)
It's not the copying in itself that I feel is bad, it's the fact that all the copying's being done at the same time.

Well, that's rather coincidental. In my case, at least. Well, I guess I'll just scrap the idea now, I can't get it fully working and everyone's submitting a shitload of negative reviews right now.
 
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TiKi
Apr 1 2013, 12:46 AM
Okay Cap'n, I get your point. But I digress, how do you give negative scores anyway? I tried editing submissions, manually entering numbers in the boxes, but neither of those worked. Is there something obvious that I'm missing?
 
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DJ Coco
Apr 1 2013, 12:47 AM
Quote (TiKi on Apr 1 2013, 12:46 AM)
Okay Cap'n, I get your point. But I digress, how do you give negative scores anyway? I tried editing submissions, manually entering numbers in the boxes, but neither of those worked. Is there something obvious that I'm missing?

You don't really expect him to answer now, do you?
 
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Ryan Silberman
Apr 1 2013, 1:43 AM
Quote (Cap'n Coconuts on Apr 1 2013, 12:25 AM)
The kid's made bad games before, and has learned absolutely nothing since those two games. Sometimes you have to hurt people a bit to help them.

Boy, have I learned that the hard way.

My early attempt at a Mario Land remake was only in a demo state...and it was shredded by reviewers.
Partly due to it being Hello's SMB1 Engine made worse.
 
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TiKi
Apr 1 2013, 3:00 AM
Quote (DJane Coco on Apr 1 2013, 12:47 AM)
You don't really expect him to answer now, do you?

"Hey, you monster! How do you do such obscene witchcraft?"
Yeah, I messed up. Sorry to Cap'n Coconuts.
 
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Cap'n Coconuts
Apr 1 2013, 5:51 AM
Quote (TiKi on Mar 31 2013, 7:46 PM)
But I digress, how do you give negative scores anyway?

Quote (Cap'n Coconuts on Mar 31 2013, 7:25 PM)
I'll never tell anyone how to do it.


Please read the comments above where yours will be before you post it.
 
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LSF Games
Apr 2 2013, 9:39 AM
LOL. A deserved score!
 
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Mr. Caimito
Apr 2 2013, 7:36 PM
The negative thing seems to have something to do with right clicking. I right clicked on one of the numbers and hit 4, and the number became 4. So I then tried typing in a negative number, but upon pressing "-", it went to the little icon that means you haven't made a selection yet. Hmmm


EDIT
Oh wait. You can type stuff after left clicking it too.

DANG it!
 
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DJ Coco
Apr 2 2013, 7:50 PM
Quote (Mr. Caimito on Apr 2 2013, 7:36 PM)
The negative thing seems to have something to do with right clicking. I right clicked on one of the numbers and hit 4, and the number became 4. So I then tried typing in a negative number, but upon pressing "-", it went to the little icon that means you haven't made a selection yet. Hmmm


EDIT
Oh wait. You can type stuff after left clicking it too.

DANG it!

Nope. Also staff doesn't accept negative reviews anymore from now on.
 
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Cap'n Coconuts
Apr 4 2013, 1:22 AM
Gee, I wonder why... *sigh*
 
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DJ Coco
Apr 4 2013, 6:44 PM
Quote (Cap'n Coconuts on Apr 4 2013, 1:22 AM)
Gee, I wonder why... *sigh*

I hope you're not blaming me for it. The staff came up with it before I submitted my negative review as an April Fools because you can't post them in a serious way anymore.
 
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Goomba345457
Apr 4 2013, 9:24 PM
ONLY 4 MINIGAMES!?!?!?!?!?! What is up with that!?! You need more games. -100.000,000,000,000/10
 
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Cap'n Coconuts
Apr 6 2013, 1:10 AM
Quote (DJane Coco on Apr 4 2013, 1:44 PM)
I hope you're not blaming me for it. The staff came up with it before I submitted my negative review as an April Fools because you can't post them in a serious way anymore.

No, it's not you in particular.
 
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LSF Games
Apr 24 2013, 2:57 PM
My video-review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cJHRRp8JJo
 
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povar
Jul 21 2013, 10:51 AM
Mario350's games are not terrible, they are HORRIBLE.
Someone ban him and tell him to get a life.
 
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asdfghjk
Mar 30 2015, 5:43 PM
this is the worst game on mfgg ever.
 
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Astrakitu
Apr 23 2015, 4:16 AM
Quote (asdfghjk on Mar 31 2015, 1:43 AM)
this is the worst game on mfgg ever.

I think so, almost to Paper Mario World... You know that.
 
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