MFGG - Mario Fan Games Galaxy

Review Information

Game Reviewed	Paper Mario World, by Superadammario
Review Author	Kitsune Yamato
Created	Oct 26 2004, 8:25 PM

General Commentary and Game Overview

I played this just to see what everyone was talking about. As I type this, I have an insane headache and the increased urge to go to the bathroom to vomit profusely.

This is the kind of game that Mario haters everywhere are looking forward to. Something that makes Mario look like a DAMN FOOL.

I sure hope that goombacheep was being sarcastic in his review...

Pros	Zip, nada, zero.
Cons	What's with all this one-hit-kill crap on Goombario's stage, anyway?

Impressions

Gameplay 1 / 10	Um...next question, please.
Graphics 1 / 10	Graphics from all walks of life in the Mario universe are commingled, and that's not good at all. It looks like "digital dog dookie", to quote Seanbaby. Shoot, the only thing that looks cool here is that little star animation thing that flies out of Mario for no reason at all when you SLOWLY walk into a wall.
Sound 2 / 10	Well, we've got more of the classic tracks from the SNES Mario games, so that's good. However, there are only three bytes in this game that can ACTUALLY be called sound. And that's way too little. The actual voice acting, to quote Dr. Quinn from Sealab 2021, "OH SWEET GOD!"
Replay 1 / 10	If you want a reason to be home sick from school, play this right before you leave the house. It'll give you a massive headache and you'll be wanting to vomit that awesome breakfast your mom made for you. That's about the only replay value it has. Of course, the doctor's orders are that you can only do this a few times because your parents will eventually catch on to you playing with poo and getting sick from it.

Final Words

Geez, man. What did Mario ever do to you?

	RetroX Jul 26 2007, 1:50 PM
I agree.


	Twistendo Nov 3 2007, 6:46 PM
wow a game that makes you sick

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