Review Information
Game Reviewed Mario Minigame Mayhem, by Mario350
Review Author Vertette
Created Mar 30 2013, 6:56 PM

General Commentary and Game Overview
Mario Minigame Mayhem is a daring, controversial attack on the lack of
critical thought involved with so-called attempts at calling attention to (the lack of) equality of homosexual marriage. It does so in a bold, shocking way, and it is very admirable, but leaves little in the way of actual gameplay.
 
Pros The creator must have had enormous testicles to upload this monstrosity
 
Cons Grating, clashing graphics
Lacking presentation
Music is composed of poorly made MIDI's
Poor control
It's short (which might not be a bad thing)
Lack of replay value
 
Impressions
Gameplay
1 / 10
The gameplay is confusing and pathetically easy at the same time. The actual game leaves little in the way for explanation, instead resorting to a Readme included with the game to explain how to do such simple things such as CHOOSING A CERTAIN MINIGAME (for a certain definition of choosing). I didn't even know what I had to do in Fast Food Luigi, but I kept my score from the previous minigame and won anyway.
 
Graphics
1 / 10
Super Mario World and SMAS graphics combined with 8-bit graphics with no regard for consistency or style. It doesn't even have backgrounds.
 
Sound
1 / 10
Boring MIDI's you already heard a million times before with stock Game Maker sound effects.
 
Replay
1 / 10
I'd rather strangle my own infant than play this again.
 
Final Words
1 / 10
I have no final words. The English language lacks the words for describing my thoughts on this game.

Comments
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VinnyVideo
Apr 20 2013, 6:33 PM
Some of the comments in this review are borderline trolling/flaming, but it served obvious comedic purposes and didn't break the rules. Still, for future reference, be sure to keep your reviews constructive in tone.
 
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Vertette
Apr 20 2013, 6:37 PM
Alright, will do.
 
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