Mors
Sonic be like: "Fast"
Feb 21 2020, 7:28 PM

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So I saw the Sonic movie and it was pretty decent. It makes me hopeful for that Mario movie that will apparently come out in 2022, especially when considering that Detective Pikachu was also pretty good. Like, it really does seem like these big studios are now starting to understand how to make video game movies after all these years.

Though then again it's being made Illumination, the studio behind all of those throwaway minion movies, so who knows.

Oh yeah, updates too.

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By the way, there will be a fart joke in the Mario movie, and they are going to make Luigi floss.
 
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Feb 21 2020, 7:40 PM
>this summer...
>everyone's favorite plumber...
>is coming to the big screen
>*cuts to bowser voiced by Adam Sandler* What a bummer!
>*Ke$ha starts playing* WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE IM P DIDDY
>Mario wakes up giddy for the morning as Peach is carried away in the distance, his alarm is still going off and he can't hear her, scrolls through some messages, looks up as he's about to read "princess peach kidnapped" remember to take up luigi, who's alarm is the local radio "in other news, princess peach has been-"
>Mario, voiced by Aziz Ansari "It's a me! Your brother, Mario! We need to get an early start on our day if we're going to get anything done!"
>Luigi, voiced by Owen Wilson, "just go on without me, man"
>Mario: "but together we are the super Mario brothers! Without you I'm just... Regular Mario Brother."
>two brothers will find themselves
>Mario "what?! Peach is missing?"
>Luigi "really?"
>and maybe Peach
>Mario "and bowser took her?"
>Luigi "wow REALLY?"
>but first they have to find Bowser
>bowser: "I know what girls like!"
>presents a bundle of fire flowers to Peach "fire flower?"
>Peach kicks him in the balls
>"AAAAA My fire balls!"
>who might need to be saved from peach
>peach, voiced by who do you fucking think, it's Kristen Schaal "I keep inviting you to go kart riding, to play golf, to parties, and even to the Olympic Games AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!"
>this summer is going to be
>*montage of slap stick*
>*bowser twerking*
>Mario "aaawkward"
>this summer is going to be...
>montage that's pretty much the inevitable dance party ending
>toad doing a head spin
>"LIIIIIIIIT"
>this summer is going to be!
>*montage of every time they say "super" in the movie
>SUPER
>Super Mario Bros.
 
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Q-Nova
Feb 22 2020, 3:06 AM
Looks like a bug has struck this site again, and it's one that's occurred many times, which is the one where some of the submissions uploaded since the last update aren't present in the list within this update. Like, there are much more reviews submitted, and there's also quite a couple games. Have you staff detectives done any sleuthing on that problem?
 
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Mors
Feb 22 2020, 9:07 PM
Quote (Q-Nova on Feb 22 2020, 3:06 AM)
Looks like a bug has struck this site again, and it's one that's occurred many times, which is the one where some of the submissions uploaded since the last update aren't present in the list within this update. Like, there are much more reviews submitted, and there's also quite a couple games. Have you staff detectives done any sleuthing on that problem?

I'll look into it
 
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1sma fun
Mar 19 2020, 5:13 AM
The movie Sonic was so good and then Tails showed up at the end of the movie.
 
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