Review Information
Game Reviewed Mario Looses his Hat, by Deltamatrix
Review Author Ryan Silberman
Created Feb 15 2010, 7:54 PM

General Commentary and Game Overview
Three words: What. The. Heck. This is just flat-out stupid. We all know this guy hasn't played Mario before. All he knows is the jumping on enemy thing. Mario isn't bald! It's quite obvious he has hair. Especially in Mario 64, too. The thumbnail/Game Over screen has been flipping us off for a long time now, and it's time to forget this game forever. I have listed a bunch of reasons why. It's time to show what makes this game suck so hard. Just read this whole review and you'll easily understand it.
 
Pros -Mario gameplay
-MOST of the graphics
 
Cons -The creator flipped us off in the thumbnail
-The creator flipped us off in the Game Over screen.
-Bald Mario
-These cons hurt the game by alot
 
Impressions
Gameplay
5 / 10
The gameplay's okay. It kinda follows the traditional Goomba stomping and pipe stuff. It also tries to give the feeling of playing an Super Nintendo version of Super Mario Bros with a bald Mario, but not too much.
 
Graphics
5 / 10
The graphics are good.....well, at least MOST OF THEM. The graphics are the same ones as you would see in the SNES SMB game. The graphics I hate are THE DANG FLIPPING OFF AND BALD MARIO!!! Why does he have to do that?!
 
Sound
8 / 10
The sound is basically just music, but I guess that's alright. I enjoy the classic SMB music playing in the background even when playing a bad game. That calms me down a bit. However, the music's not enough for this disgrace of Mario.
 
Replay
2 / 10
If I were you, I would stay back from this flipper as far as possible. Don't think about it. Don't go near it. Don't go to the Games page it's on. Don't do ANYTHING INVOLVING IT. Why was this on MFGG, anyhow?
 
Final Words
2 / 10
This is a disgrace to Mario. The creator shows that he hates all of us for no reason.

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